Author Archives: jazzhandsmom06

I think I confuse people. I’m this woman who will sit there and make the crudest of jokes and laugh over things you would never discuss in church. And yet…I’m also this woman who has fairly unshakeable faith. Some people think those two things don’t fit together. I disagree. We discussed this in my firstContinue reading “The Plan From Beginning to End”

I’ll preface this by saying, I’m not saying astrology is bunk. I’ve seen too many times of my teenager being COMPLETELY BULL HEADED to discount the Taurus in her. That being said…Y’ALL…STOP IT. 🤣 How many of these posts do you see? “I do <insert dumbass shit>, but it’s not my fault because I’m a(n)Continue reading “It’s Not My Fault. I’m a(n) <Insert Sign Here>”

Getting this out where probably no one will see it because I’m not sharing it to the Facebook page. Lol I’m scared. My heart giving out has been my biggest fear since getting Lyme. I’ve always known that IF the Lyme ever took me out, it would be my heart. And now…with doctors writing “stat”Continue reading “Scared”

I know I’m not the only one who feels this way. That urge to just completely disappear. It comes with the territory of anxiety….that calling…to become invisible. Anxiety is the simultaneous wish to disappear to see if anyone will care and the horrible fear of being invisible and no one noticing your absence. You guys…I’mContinue reading “For My Next Trick…The Disappearing Act”

So…yesterday I wrote a blog…because that’s what I do. I was rather proud of this particular blog, “An Ode to Online Dating” because it rhymed and it made me giggle. I mean, really, how can you go wrong with lines like, “I was ready to give it a shot/ I was ready to try myContinue reading “Dude…Zuckerberg…For Real?”

I used to have such high hopes That one day I’d find a catch With any of these online sites Like OKCupid, Bumble or Match. But then I went and signed right up Wrote out a profile that was great I found my nerdiest pictures And set out to catch a fish with bait IContinue reading “An Ode to Online Dating”

The Bronx Tale. An all-time favorite of mine. For many, many reasons, but…one part has always stuck out most to me. This theory of the Great ones. “You’re only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, once every ten years.” Growing up and, honestly, even as an adult…IContinue reading “The 3 Great Ones”

Yes, I really do wake up having the most random of thoughts. Maybe that’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but…oh, wait…that’s actually what I wanted to talk about… “You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea.” How often have you heard that phrase? I hear it A LOT. Normally I don’t think much of it, butContinue reading “The Special-Tea Pass”

Dear Paul, I start this letter by telling you…I am so sorry and my love for you still rings true. You see, a horrifying realization hit me this morning. I was thinking about how yesterday I received something USPS from the IRS that I had requested on behalf of a client in September. It wasContinue reading “Dear Paul”

(Warning: This is the first blog I’ve written that may actually make some people mad. But it’s something that’s been weighing on my heart for quite a long time.) That picture above…I don’t know about you, but it speaks to me. Again, I can only speak from personal experience, but…if you’re anything like me, you’veContinue reading “Meet In The Middle”