Dear Paul

I’M SORRY!!

Dear Paul,

I start this letter by telling you…I am so sorry and my love for you still rings true.

You see, a horrifying realization hit me this morning. I was thinking about how yesterday I received something USPS from the IRS that I had requested on behalf of a client in September. It was mailed directly to me. It was postmarked September. Did I mention I received it YESTERDAY?!?!

And then it hit me…

THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOVE LETTER YOU WROTE ME!!

My darling dorky love, I am so sorry. I swear, had I received your letter, I would have run to you with open arms and nerdy giggle.

So now I will watch the mail daily for your correspondence.

With love,

Your Dorky Darling Sheri

PS Dear Paul Rudd’s Wife. Just jokes. Paul doesn’t know I exist. Yet. *menacing glare*

Published by jazzhandsmom06

I'm just a girl in the world...that's all that you'll let me be.

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