It’s Not My Fault. I’m a(n) <Insert Sign Here>

I’ll preface this by saying, I’m not saying astrology is bunk. I’ve seen too many times of my teenager being COMPLETELY BULL HEADED to discount the Taurus in her.

That being said…Y’ALL…STOP IT. 🤣

How many of these posts do you see?

“I do <insert dumbass shit>, but it’s not my fault because I’m a(n) <insert sign>!!!”


Sometimes I like to do this thing. I like to look at EVERY description on the meme on question.

For instance…

Hey! I’m optimistic, but sometimes short tempered! I must be an Aries! Wait, no…that’s not quite right…

Oh! I’m definitely loyal and self indulgent!! I’m a Taurus!! No…

Holy shit, I’m maternal and too emotional…I’M A CANCER!!! Or…

You get the point.

I match all of these at one point or another. As do you.

Ladies, look at these next 3…be honest…you relate to all of these, don’t you? OH MY GOD THAT’S SO ME!!! But you wouldn’t look at it if it didn’t have your sign on it.


Wait…that’s not how this should work…

We are who we are. I do believe our time of birth plays a small part in it. Our experiences and lives play a much bigger part in it.

Look, all I’m saying is…the next time you burn down your ex’s house…don’t blame it on being a Scorpio. 😉

P.S. If you’re an Aries, Gemini, Libra or Sagitarius… Call me… 😉

Published by jazzhandsmom06

I'm just a girl in the world...that's all that you'll let me be.

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