Are You A Bridge or A River?

Ok, first…you guys…I just broke chat gpt. I asked it to create an image of Jesus walking across a raging river. Next to Jesus should be a bridge also crossing the river. It couldn’t even process. It just kept spinning and spinning and spinning.

Yep. I broke chat gpt. I’m kind of stupid proud of this. 😆😆

Want to know WHY I was trying to create this? Then read on!

So, the other day, my daughter (who is wading into the horrors that is online dating) joked to me about not being…I don’t remember what word she used but, basically,… malleable.

In one of those epic parenting moments that you’re not even trying for, I just told her to add to her profile:

“I’m the raging river, not the bridge. Trying to walk over me is just going to hurt you. Unless you’re Jesus. (If you’re Jesus, call me! *finger phone*)”

She laughed at me and told me there’s something wrong with me.

I mean… yeah, but what’s that got to do with anything?

I stand by what I said.

I raised a daughter who is, God bless her, just like me… but more confident. So… all of my ways of thinking about things (both the serious and the quirky), but 💯 ready to speak those thoughts as loudly as she wants.

Which is great. But we’re also not going to make any man happy who likes meek quiet women. It’s just not going to happen.

Because we’re not bridges to be walked over.

We’re the raging river that will hurt you if you try.

Unless you’re Jesus.

If you’re Jesus… call me! 🤙